I'M NOT LEARNING TO PLAY MAGICAL GATHERING
Rules
Lightly altered from this Tumblr postFirst, decide who's the JUDGE.
Each non-JUDGE player should randomly select Magic: The Gathering cards representing their GUY, their guy's STUFF, and their guy's SPECIAL TECHNIQUE.
Each round, you may reroll one result. Once every player has decided whether to reroll, take turns to ATTACK (explain in 90 SECONDS why your GUY would beat the others in free-for-all combat with their STUFF and TECHNIQUE).
After each ATTACK, the other players may each DEFEND (spend 30 seconds explaining why the ATTACKING player is wrong).
You are only allowed to refer to the name, art, and flavour text of relevant cards to make your arguments; you may not refer to any rules text on those cards or to any Magic: The Gathering rules, concepts, or lore.
Once all ATTACKS and DEFENSES are finished, the JUDGE decides a winner under the same criteria. That winner is the JUDGE for next round.
Options
Players:Advanced Modifiers:
Advanced STUFF:
Enter the number of players in the Options menu and click New Game
Use of fullscreen (F11) is recommended
Use of fullscreen (F11) is recommended
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